*walks into the GSA wearing a tshirt that says “yes i’m gay yes i’m homophobic” and immediately gets lectured by a girl who thinks that being “kinky” with her greasy centrist boyfriend makes her qu*er and her friend who headcanons alexander hamilton as a bi polyamorous stoner in her modern high school AU!fanfic for being ‘insensitive’, ‘a bad role model’ and ‘a poor representative of the qu*er community’*
me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault
level 1: venting by crying
level 10: venting by faking a conversation in your head with someone
level 113: venting by creating an intricate alternate universe scenario in ur head where ur a celebrity on a talk show dramatically explaining the shit u’ve been going thru